anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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