A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Penis.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A woman wears a dress.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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