- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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