- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Water? I hardly know her.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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