- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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