- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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