Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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