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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

who is not good looking? mon morello

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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