A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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You know whats funny Aids

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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