- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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