- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is your mom Dead

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A van drives into a car.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Smelly Indians.

You idiot thats 9 letters

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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