- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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