punchline below punchline above

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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