what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

A jew enters a mall.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Ain't idn't a word.

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