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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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