What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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The WNBA

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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