- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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