Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Your face

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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