- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

batman has diarrhea

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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