- Anti Joke

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

People Eating Tasty Animals

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague