- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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