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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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