- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Canadians

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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