- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

your mama so old, shes dead.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Do you know the muffin man? No

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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