A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Chinese men having large penis.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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