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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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