Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

i hate black people

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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