Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops