- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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