- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Soccer...

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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