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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

c-? men, C-men

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

404 Error: Joke not found

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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