How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Hail Heetluh

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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