What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

smell the vitamin C

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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