- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Moral

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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