Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Tommy got neutered.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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