The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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4 hours later.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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