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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Miscarriages.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?