- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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