What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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www.xnxx.com

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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