What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Are you a tree

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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