A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

thomas!!!!

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

a man makes a bad joke

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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