Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Skrillex.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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