- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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