- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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