What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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mental kid

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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