What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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