How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Trump will make America great again.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Poop.

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Anti Joke

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