- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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