Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Derp

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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knock knock There's no door

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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