- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What's green and blue? yellow

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

i like it in the mouth

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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