Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Sammi suck kyles chode

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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