why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Small Penis.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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