Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

did you stub your toe?

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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