- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

why did the man die? he had cancer

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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