Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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