While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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sky's sty

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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