What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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I <3 Hitler

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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epic win?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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