- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

say it ten times fast: oh

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

I like the color potato.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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