Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Get on the boat.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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