- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Robin, get in the car!

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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