A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Knock knock *open*

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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