- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What do you call a Jew A Jew

One time i was sitting down

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Jellybeans

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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