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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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