If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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you just read an anti-joke

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Anti Joke

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