Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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