a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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