- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Face Hunter is scum

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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