What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Your Mum is soo fat.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

call me maybe.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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