- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

hey guys im gay

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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