- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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