Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

no really what are ur names?

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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