- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Your girlfriend.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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