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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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woman's rights

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Anti Joke

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