A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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