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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

there once was a frog with no leggs

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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