Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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