Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

no pun intended

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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