How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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