Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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