- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What did Delaware? A coat.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Sex education in Texas.

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