- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

No your aunties a joke

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

woman's lacrosse

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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