Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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