What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Get on the boat.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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