- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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why are black people so fast? because there black

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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