- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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