A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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