- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

a seal walks into a club.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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